Thai Ladyboys – Katoeys

I was thinking about the times I pissed off a ladyboy without trying. There are some high-strung ladyboys here in Thialand and you never know what might set one off. Seems that they are more on edge when they’re in the spotlight. When they have friends around, or even just many farangs (visitors, tourists, westerners) around some of them can be a little edgy.

Add crystal meth (ya ba, the Thais’ call it), alcohol, glue or whatever else some ladyboy might be mainlining, drinking, or sniffing, and you have some strange experiences while in Thialand.

If you spend anytime with them at all – hours I mean, you’ll HAVE some weird things happen just because you’re who you are and they are who they are. It’s inevitable.

I stumbled on this youtube video. It’s a ladyboy that finally lets go with her tirade about some bad questions to ask a Thai ladyboy. This might give you some clue before you come to Thailand, though admittedly Thai ladyboys are a different animal altogether.

What NOT to ask a ladyboy (youtube video) >

It’s had over 100,000 views on Youtube.

Lets see, what are some things I said – not even questions – sometimes I was answering questions from THEM and they got pissed off at me… I’ll try to recall some snippets of conversation below…

Thai Ladyboy: You buy me drink?
Me: No.

Thai Ladyboy: Why not, you not like me?
Me: No.

Thai Ladyboy: You like buy my friend drink?
Me: No.

Thai Ladyboy: You not like me?
Me: I like real girl.

Thai Ladyboy (pissed): I REAL LADY.
Me: No you’re not.

Thai Ladyboy (more pissed than before): I REAL LADY! Here, (at this point I’ve had girls thrust my hand down their shirts or down the front of their pants. I’ve had them unzip their pants or pull up their skirt to show me. Where they’re willy wonk was hiding – who knew because many times I didn’t see one. Of course I wasn’t down there with my eyes in their crotch either.)

Thai Ladyboy: You want me SUCK YOUR COK?
Me: No.

Thai Ladyboy: Why not, you afraid my big snake?
Me: Yes.

Thai Ladyboy: I want to SUCK YOUR BIG COK! Come on, we go to the beach.
Me: No, I’m going to sit here and drink and watch the other ladyboys dance.

Thai Ladyboy: You want dance with me?
Me: No.

And so it goes… the obnoxious ladyboys I ignore. Sometimes that really pisses them off, because they’re losing face in front of their friends so they try harder. I ignore harder. They either flip out or leave. Up to them.

The nice ladyboys are great to have around. Unfortunately they’re like poor sheep around the oversized pig ladyboys that are too manly, large, on drugs and ugly to get a man if THEY paid the man for it. Some of the other ladyboys MUST be replacing their estrogen pills with horse testosterone.

The timid, sweet ladyboys cower so they don’t get beat down by these oversized crossdressing manwhores. There is a pecking order among ladyboys. It’s a cut-throat competition going on when they’re in public – especially at a place like Soi Katoey in Patong where they’re vying for stage time to dance… and the ugly big aggressive unfeminine ladyboys want to dance longer than they should be, taking time away from the hot ladyboys.

Be careful with ladyboys – what you say. Sometimes there is NEVER a right answer and you’ll pissoff some without trying. Best to ignore them and keep quiet sometimes!

Good luck…

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