My First Time with Ladyboy – An Accident
This is a guest post by Chris in Bangkok. Chris just arrived not too long ago and promptly scoured the scene for what he could find. He wasn’t looking for a Thai ladyboy, but you know what? They have a way of finding you anyway!
Here’s his first time ladyboy story – true, he’s a friend and he wouldn’t make it up.
I Banged a Ladyboy in Bangkok by Accident
It’s November 2009 and I’ve lived in Bangkok, Thailand for the past 10 months straight. I may not be able to speak a lot of Thai but I understand the culture, society, Thai girls, and the signs of the katoeys (ladyboys) here in Bangkok. But sometimes even the best of us get taken for a ride that we never intended on taking. This is my story and if only one foreigner out there can benefit from reading it then I am glad I wrote it.
It had been less than a month after breaking up with my beautiful Thai girlfriend and I was hungry for some lovely Thai girl love – if you know what I mean. For various reasons my ex- and I just didn’t work out; which is common here in the Land of Smiles (LOS). So I did what any self-respected falang (foreigner) does when in the LOS – I went to Nana Entertainment Plaza!
My first time ever in a go-go bar (as I could never sneak away from my ex- to experience it before) and the girls were lovely – but expensive. Although the price is well worth it, if you want to be having this kind of fun on a regular basis you either need to make good money or be okay with being broke on a regular basis.
After hitting up Nana, Sukhumvit Massage Parlors, Soi Cowboy, Patpong, and even Chinatown I realized that my bank account couldn’t handle any more fun. So I sat in my apartment starring at Facebook with all my Thai friends realizing that there are about 10 million people in Greater Bangkok and most of the girls are hotter than any white chick back in the States. Hell, walking down the street almost any girl between 18 and 30 looks doable – if not at least half of them for a more realistic (or picky) number.
I realize that I can’t randomly message all my Thai female friends on Facebook to see if they want to have casual sex and creating a fake Facebook wouldn’t be any smarter since my picture would have to be on there. So I did what any smart person would do, I asked other foreigners and hit up the forums. One forum in particular has helped – barladies.com. They have various threads that talk all about meeting OG (ordinary girls) like office girls, college girls, regular non-bar girls.
There was a list of different Social Networking websites there so I tried a few of them. The one that took off was Badoo.com. Badoo is a free Social Networking website that is more like a free dating website. There are no games or applications, no blogging or posting links or adding music or anything like Myspace or Facebook.
All you can do is answer the basic questions about yourself and then add photos. As soon as I joined I had a number of girls emailing me. I knew that this was it. This was the place for me. I completed my profile, with photos, and then began searching Bangkok for a girl between 18 and 30.
I soon found a number of cute Thai girls who didn’t seem to be searching for the one or a sugar daddy so I emailed them. Sooner or later they replied and we began talking in broken English mostly.
I did find one cute girl who seemed to take to me more than the rest. We started chatting on MSN and used the webcam to see each other (which is pretty common here), and although she was shy and quiet she was also cute and had that school girl look. It was early in the evening and we agreed to meet up that night at a local bar in the Satorn area where I live. All good signs we weren’t meeting in the Nana parking lot or anything like that and from all her pictures she looked cute and maybe a little lonely.
She wore this cute short black skirt and white button down shirt (just like a school girl outfit) with a long sleeve sweater. The sleeves of the sweater covered her hands some and she wore just the right amount of makeup and minimal jewelry. She had the sexiest legs and most beautiful eyes. No one would have known.
The bar had some pool tables so we got a drink and began playing pool. She didn’t talk much and was a little shy but every time I looked over at her and saw her sexy body her eyes were giving me that look as if she knew what I was thinking and wanted it, too. She even ordered us a few shots and paid so I knew she wasn’t after my money and after awhile when she walked past me she would slide her hand over my ass and I knew she was definitely interested.
I finally leaned over and whispered into her ear, do you want to go somewhere else for fun? When she turned to me, gave me the sexiest look, and then whispered back and kissed me on my cheek. It was so cute and so exciting and so sexy all at the same time that I couldn’t believe it. I was finally going to get sex with a cute young Thai girl and didn’t even have to pay for it. And this girl wanted it so I wouldn’t have to escort a prostitute into a hotel room and be asked what do you want. Ha ha.
We left the bar and took a taxi back to my apartment. When we got into the elevator she pushed me up against the wall and began making out with me. I couldn’t wait until we got to my room. I had never known a Thai girl to be so full of energy. When we walked in she turned off the lights, grabbed me, and took me to the bed. She ripped my clothes off and began going down on me. At that moment I couldn’t believe how easy this was and how lucky I was.
During our whole time together in bed she was the most forceful girl I had ever known. Usually I was the one taking control and moving the girl around but she was literally moving me. I remember wondering how such a small girl was so strong. But aside from that nothing was strange about it. That is, until we finished and I got up and turned the lights on.
She seemed caught off guard when I hit the light switch and saw her completely in the nude. She had scars below her belly button and I was now sure that her breasts were fake. She had this glare in her eye like she knew some secret that I didn’t know and as soon as I saw that look and remembered how she was in control in bed – like I usually am – I said out loud, ah crap and she just laughed at me.
I told her it was time for her to leave and she just grinned at me and told me that I liked it and we could go again. I politely said no thanks and asked her to leave.
She started laughing as she got dressed and kept saying how much I liked it and she was better than regular girls because she knows what a guy likes. I just kept silent and walked her down to exit my apartment. After she got a motorbike taxi I stood there in amazement for a moment and then caught a taxi and went straight to Nana Entertainment Plaza.
I had very little money but I just needed a drink and to be around half naked girls dancing so I went to one of the all girl go-go bars and just sat there. The waitress brought me over a girl to sit with me and they both tried so hard to get me to take her upstairs. I just said I didn’t have enough money but bought the girl a lady drink and let her sit with me and rub my leg as I held her. It was 2am so I tipped her 200 baht and went home.
Well, I got what I wanted, right? Free sex.
Couple things for all you sex-hungry guys out there – they have ladyboys here. You can usually tell by the Adam’s apple, the deep voice, the larger shoulders, upper arms, and legs. Ladyboys are taller and more willing/eager to get you into bed, or at least go out or just get your phone number. Thai girls are shy, might play games, are standoffish, or want to make sure you don’t treat them like a prostitute.
You’ll have to email them back and forth, talk on MSN for awhile; maybe SMS before you even get to meet them in person. And then they might bring their friends with them just to meet you. I have had a few girls meet me privately, one even came to my apartment, but that was after two weeks of chatting online and on the phone. Ladyboys will want to meet you the very first time you talk. Also watch out for online profiles that only have one photo or just headshots. You need to see the whole body and multiple angels.
And lastly, if you are on Badoo – watch out for Beauty!
Did you get it yet?
Over 100 pages of Thai ladyboy Tips and photos.
click ->>
Ultimate Thai Ladyboys Guide!
[ over 128,000 downloads and counting... ]
A Thai magazine had an article that Stephen Cleary translated about Jim Sara – a former actor that completed a full sex change operation (transgender surgery) in 1976 becoming the first Thai to EVER do so. She claims to be Thailand’s 1st Real Ladyboy. How old do you think she is in this photo? Find out when you read the story – you’ll probably guess wrong by a decade.
