Ladyboy Jarina’s Myspace Profile, and the Hell that Ensued…

Thai ladyboy, Jarina in Pattaya, Thailand.
www.myspace.com/jarina23

“I LOVE to Be ME ”

Male, 24 years old
Location: Pattaya, The Transexual** Ladyboy or whatever

She says in her profile:
“Well I’m Normal person and easy person but not easy to touch! heheand i like to sing a song and draw a picture like art and painting especailly portriat and some cartoon I am live as a woman and i know what wrong with me since i was 5 years old but i don’t know how to manage with it. but nowaday i know~ that make me specail that’s why. I’m not bitch …no i’m not i’m such honest person but i know what right what wrong in the frist moment i get to know something like to know someone or do something that i never do before That’s me rightnow and Yes thankyou for read this”

Last Login: 4/28/2008

I liked this profile - she appears to be honest and the photos are nice - there’s another photo if you scroll down to the bottom of this page. I’m apologizing to Jarina here - before I go off on a tirade. This has nothing to do with you and I don’t know you personally. I think you’re probably a cool ladyboy and I’d like to meet you if I come to Pattaya.

Rant follows…

I don’t go onto Myspace. EVER. I was flipping through some Google results and a ladyboy profile popped up from Myspace. So - against my better judgement I ventured to see what was up. Myspace is like the dumbed down “Friendster” or “Facebook” for dumb people who can’t make their own website or pay someone $100 to make 3 pages for a real site.

Myspace is like what the internet was before people calmed the hell down and stopped making web pages with animated gifs, flashing text, dancing lights and all that crud. At Myspace you can go back in time and see all that same shite again - at a much worse level AND you have to wait for your browser to load 16 megabytes from some idiot’s page that put 3 songs, 55 photos and 10 MB of movies to show the world because he/she didn’t know how to make a link and just put them all on the first page to load in full everytime someone visits the page.

God DAMNit I hate Myspace.

Anyway…

This was the first ladyboy I found there (and my last today because my patience ran out immediately).

As I read her profile she’s nice enough but there wasn’t anything all that interesting - UNTIL I got to the comments section. If you get a chance, check out the people leaving comments for this ladyboy. What a bunch of dorks! Where did these roaches crawl out from under? It’s amazing what a crowd ladyboys will draw. I know none of my readers are like this… right?

You MUST look at “Big Fella” who brilliantly comments, with all sincerity and creativity completely farking absent, “U must work in the sexiest internet shop in the world !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Then right below is “BETINA” which is the most manly looking ladyboy with bouffant hairdo that I’ve ever seen.

Correct me if I’m wrong - Myspace is a SOCIAL platform - yes? WTF are all these people posting zombie photos of themselves for? It’s like a procession of the flakes if you go down the comment list at this poor ladyboy’s home page.

Scroll down until you see this tribute by a guy with far too much computer time on his hands:

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Thank you so much for adding me.

Right below is a comment in Thai by “Barb” - a Thai “Tom”, or lesbian crossdresser that looks wacky as hell. You gotta watch the Thai toms as they are the ones that the Thai girls and ladyboys REALLY fall in love with! I’m serious - they know all the moves to get right at the meat of a ladyboy or Thai girl’s heart. Then they wring it dry like a farking sponge. Then they wet it again. Rinse, ring, repeat. Over and over until the relationship is just a twisted figment of what it started out as - a pack of lies.

Am I cynical?

Then below this goofball she/he is a very scary (as hell incarnate) DJVooch’s stalker photo and lame comment.

Jesus h and mary h… where did these people come from?

This is exactly why I don’t cruise Myspace. There are more fuking oddballs than at a one-eared pedophile cubscout leader’s convention.

Couple that with slow servers.

Add to that only a 13 yr old knows how to do exactly what he wants with his profile.

Add to that the STUPID goddamned songs that automatically load as you get to a page and it makes for a horrorshow surfing opp. that I pass up every chance I get.

Unfortunately for me there was this nice ladyboy named Jarina that I found on a Google search.

She’s OK - yes? (click for bigger version)

Jarina is a Thai ladyboy in Pattaya, Thailand.

Dating Ladyboys in Thailand…

Thai ladyboys at dating site. I’ve not looked before because I didn’t think it’d be a very good idea to look for a ladyboy on a dating service website back in the states. I figured, the most beautiful ladyboys are in Thailand - why look elsewhere, right? I don’t know. I thought I was right.

I threw some search terms into Google and out popped a couple sites. I was impressed by the first one straight off. It’s called meetladyboy.com. Here’s a screenshot of part of the gallery from the front page… there’s a couple cute ladyboys in there. Maybe 3 of them are even Asian - I don’t think Thai - but I’ve been fooled before.

Ladyboys profiles

I clicked on Bird - and damn it anyway, she IS a Thai ladyboy. See what I mean? She’s actually still in Thailand. So, you could find a Thai ladyboy from overseas and set up to meet her before you got here. Or maybe there’s some slight chance you could mail-order her from your country to be sent all the way over if you two hit it off really well. Not sure how that works.

Bird had 5 photos - here’s a couple of them… I don’t see a phone number or email so I guess you’d need to join the site in order to meet her.

Bird, a Thai Ladyboy in Chonburi, Thailand.

Bird, a Thai ladyboy on a dating site.

Is she real - probably. Is she contactable? That’s always the thing with these sites. You don’t really know. In order to know - you need to join to see how many of the members are actually reachable and respond to queries from guys like yourself. That sucks to not know - and I’ve joined sites in the past only to find out that the girls don’t respond to email, answer their phone - or whatever. I’ve wasted about $40 usd during my life on these frustrating sites. Is this site one of those? No idea! I don’t know it at all. This ladyboy site has over 8500 members though and probably a good number of you have heard about it already. Is it reputable? You could comment and let me know what you think.

Turns out most of the good looking ladyboys on that site are from Thailand and some from the Philippines. Does anyone know a US based or other country based dating site that has a large selection of top ladyboys - preferably Asian ladyboys?

I did some more research… damned if I didn’t find something that my friend has done - that I hadn’t a clue about… Ok, ok - I knew he did it because I just found it yesterday surfing around. I didn’t find out from him though is what I meant.

He was in Patong Beach for a while and had a lot of ladyboy friends. Apparently he set these profiles up for a couple of them for free I’ll bet just to get them some more business - or as a way to meet a potential boyfriend.

Here are some of the profiles you CAN contact for free - email and phone numbers here in Thailand. Are the numbers and email addresses good? I don’t know. Knowing my friend the numbers and email addresses for the ladyboys he profiled WERE good at one time. These might be 3 years old though for all I know. Thai ladyboys aren’t the most stable group of people you’ll ever meet. They float around a lot. They set up multiple phone numbers to handle all their boyfriends and they usually have multiple email accounts that get checked infrequently.

My friend used to offer that he would introduce members to his sites to ladyboys if they made it to Thailand - Phuket and he did that for a while. I thought it was a great service as he really bonded with the members from his site. How many successful webmasters allow that?

Anyway… Here are some profiles and photos of the girls he set up. There are links to his site on the profile - but the links don’t work in Thailand. I’m not sure why, it just is.

The first Thai Ladyboy is “Guitar”. I’ve not met her personally - but she was pointed out on a couple occasions. She’s a sweet girl from what I remember - not loud and obnoxious.

Thai ladyboy, Guitar.

Hello, my name is Guitar.
I was recently complaining to a friend about how lonely I am and they suggested I setup a website like this to try to find someone. Sure, but what exactly “is” a website I asked! We immediately went into an Internet Cafe and a few minutes later this is what we have! Neat! Wasn’t as difficult as I thought it would be.

Oh, they are now telling me that I should probably inform you that I am a “ladyboy”. That means I was born a guy (I have a penis), but I live my life as the girl I feel I am. I act like a girl, dress like a girl, and am attracted only to men. And I also think that I look like a girl. I doubt you would have guessed by my picture that I’m hiding a dick under that skirt?

I hope you will enjoy this page and maybe come to Thailand to visit me soon. I will take very good care of you while you are here and be your personal tour guide.

You can email me at guitarinthailand@yahoo.com. I probably won’t check my email often as I do not own a computer and must rent computer time at an Internet Cafe which costs money I don’t have, so you are more than welcome to call me at 0878858838 (I think you must dial +66 878858838 if you are outside of Thailand). It costs me nothing to receive calls!

Make sure to check out the pages of my friends who are also ladyboys. Joy - Patt - Tina. Joy is like a big Internet modeling star and can be seen modeling on some web sites. See her page for a link to the sites.

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The next Thai ladyboy is “Joy”. Again, I’ve not met her (that I remember). I know nothing about her. The fact that my friend created a page for her means she’s probably a nice gal.

Joy, a Thailand ladyboy (katoey).

Hello, my name is Joy. Welcome to my web page. I designed this with hopes of find the perfect man–or at least a man who’s perfect at least for a night of fun!

I am a what is known as a “ladyboy” which means I was born a boy, but I live my life as a lady. I am very feminine looking and sounding. I have the perfect female body, and I take hormones which have given me breasts. I also have a nice firm ass which aims to please. And, I also have something a bit extra between my legs.

Some people have asked if I am “real” and if that is “really” me in the picture. I invite you to come visit me and see for your self. I’d be very happy to show you around and promise to make your trip very pleasurable. Take a few days off work and take a much needed vacation to Thailand so I can spoil you. I am currently living in Bangkok, but travel around Thailand to other cities as well and I can travel to your country if you’d like.

Just got a cell phone, so you can all call me at 0870723586 if you are inside Thailand or (+66) 870723586 if you are overseas.

Make sure to check out the pages of my friends who are also ladyboys. Be - Ae - Patt - Tina - Guitar - Yhoyo

Click here to Sign my guest book. Click here to View my guest book.

You can email me at joyinthailand@yahoo.com

Many people have been asking for more pictures. Well, I don’t have a camera. Send me one and I’ll take pictures and post here! Until then, I have posed several times for Asian-TS and you can see tons of pictures of me there along with video clips. Update: I have recently done some shoots for BeautifulLadyBoys.com.

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The next Thai ladyboy is “Be” whom I have met. Be is a flirty nymphette that will take the upper hand if you let her. I didn’t. She is fun and really a good girl to find. I hope these emails and phones work for you guys.

Thai ladyboy (katoey), Be.

This is my first web page and I just got e-mail too! Just so you know, I am a “ladyboy”. This is also known as a she-male, transexual, tranny, etc. Basically it means that I was born a dude, but look like and live my life as a woman. Ya, a lot of people ask me that…”Do you always dress and live as a woman?” Well, there is no way around it as I “look” like a lady. Dress me up as a man all you want, I’ll still look like a lady with my curvy hips, long hair, and hormonal breasts.

Another thing people always ask me is… “Do I like guys?” Daaaa! Well, ya! So, if you are a woman then sorry as I’m just not interested, but if you are a single guy (or even not single but want to play) then I’m your gal…or guy….or ladyboy!

About me: I live in Patong Beach which is in Thailand. I also travel to Bangkok often and like Bangkok very much as I have many ladyboy friends there. I spend much of my time hanging out at my friend’s beauty salon and walking around Bangla road looking at the tourists.

I’ll put up more information here as I get time and learn more about this. I have also shot for a few web sites recently so make sure to check out BeautifulLadyBoys.com for more pictures of me and they can also help you get in contact with me, but I’ll put my phone number up here just as soon as I get a phone! Until then just email me or ask the folks at BeautifulLadyBoys.com to pass a message along to me and they’ll do it for free as I’m friends with them.

I will soon be doing a shoot for Asian-TS.com so check them out. I will try to update my page when I finish the shoot with them, but maybe I just won’t get to it! I’m busy you know!

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The next Thai ladyboy profile is for “Ae”. I have also met Ae! She is a really fun girl - totally harmless… but, she WILL climb in bed with you if your friend who took her back to the house to do some photos tells her to! I woke up to find Ae rubbing herself on my backside as I lay sweating in the 95 degree heated bedroom. I’ve not been the victim of a ladyboy’s passions - and that night wasn’t going to be any different even though Ae was rather insistent. She is really a sweet girl but I sent her back to see my friend for more photos! Oh, it’s worth mentioning - if you are into behinds… this girl has a KILLER ASS. Even I gotta admit.

Ae, a very fun Thai ladyboy

Hello, I’m Ae…

A friend is helping me with this as while my ability to speak English is very good, I have a difficult time reading it still, but I am slowly learning. English isn’t my native language, Thai is as I am from Thailand. You might not be able to tell from the picture (at least I hope you can’t), but I am a ladyboy. A ladyboy is the same thing as a she-male, transexual, tranny. I have a very feminine body, but I also have a large penis–probably bigger than yours!!!

I live my life as a woman and unlikely anyone will know I’m any different unless I undress in front of them.

About me: I live in Patong Beach which is in Thailand. I like to travel around Thailand and have been to Bangkok and many other cities in Thailand.

I’ll put up more information here if anyone is interested. I have also shot for a few web sites recently so make sure to check out BeautifulLadyBoys.com for more pictures of me. The people that run that site are friends of mine and they recently purchased a phone for me so now you can call me if you want. My number is 0857838698 if you’re in Thailand and +(66) 857838698 if dialing internationally. If you ever visit Thailand, I’d love to help show you around. I do understand English fairly well, but please make sure to speak clearly, slowly, and avoid slang words which I might not know.

I have also done several shoots before for Asian-TS.com so check them out.

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Here are a couple more that weren’t my taste. I’ve not met them -but they’re probably decent girls. I’ll put them here because we’re all revved up by different things…

Patt >

Yhoyo >

Tina >

Thanks to www.BeautifulLadyboys.com for the material - My friend has no idea I found these profiles and posted them here. I hope he’s got more because I’ll put them up too.