Ladyboy Jarina’s Myspace Profile, and the Hell that Ensued…

Thai ladyboy, Jarina in Pattaya, Thailand.
www.myspace.com/jarina23

“I LOVE to Be ME ”

Male, 24 years old
Location: Pattaya, The Transexual** Ladyboy or whatever

She says in her profile:
“Well I’m Normal person and easy person but not easy to touch! heheand i like to sing a song and draw a picture like art and painting especailly portriat and some cartoon I am live as a woman and i know what wrong with me since i was 5 years old but i don’t know how to manage with it. but nowaday i know~ that make me specail that’s why. I’m not bitch …no i’m not i’m such honest person but i know what right what wrong in the frist moment i get to know something like to know someone or do something that i never do before That’s me rightnow and Yes thankyou for read this”

Last Login: 4/28/2008

I liked this profile - she appears to be honest and the photos are nice - there’s another photo if you scroll down to the bottom of this page. I’m apologizing to Jarina here - before I go off on a tirade. This has nothing to do with you and I don’t know you personally. I think you’re probably a cool ladyboy and I’d like to meet you if I come to Pattaya.

Rant follows…

I don’t go onto Myspace. EVER. I was flipping through some Google results and a ladyboy profile popped up from Myspace. So - against my better judgement I ventured to see what was up. Myspace is like the dumbed down “Friendster” or “Facebook” for dumb people who can’t make their own website or pay someone $100 to make 3 pages for a real site.

Myspace is like what the internet was before people calmed the hell down and stopped making web pages with animated gifs, flashing text, dancing lights and all that crud. At Myspace you can go back in time and see all that same shite again - at a much worse level AND you have to wait for your browser to load 16 megabytes from some idiot’s page that put 3 songs, 55 photos and 10 MB of movies to show the world because he/she didn’t know how to make a link and just put them all on the first page to load in full everytime someone visits the page.

God DAMNit I hate Myspace.

Anyway…

This was the first ladyboy I found there (and my last today because my patience ran out immediately).

As I read her profile she’s nice enough but there wasn’t anything all that interesting - UNTIL I got to the comments section. If you get a chance, check out the people leaving comments for this ladyboy. What a bunch of dorks! Where did these roaches crawl out from under? It’s amazing what a crowd ladyboys will draw. I know none of my readers are like this… right?

You MUST look at “Big Fella” who brilliantly comments, with all sincerity and creativity completely farking absent, “U must work in the sexiest internet shop in the world !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Then right below is “BETINA” which is the most manly looking ladyboy with bouffant hairdo that I’ve ever seen.

Correct me if I’m wrong - Myspace is a SOCIAL platform - yes? WTF are all these people posting zombie photos of themselves for? It’s like a procession of the flakes if you go down the comment list at this poor ladyboy’s home page.

Scroll down until you see this tribute by a guy with far too much computer time on his hands:

♥♥
..*.¸.*..
¸.•..¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•.. (¸.•.. .•.. ¸¸.•¨¯..•
_____****__________**** ______
___***____***____***__ *** ____
__***________****_______***____
_***__________**_________***__
_***_____________________***_
_***________JUST_________***_
__***_____SHOWING______***___
___***______LOVE_______***____
____***_______________***_____
______***___________***_______
________***_______***_________
__________***___***___________
____________*****_____________
_____________***_____________
______________*_____________

Thank you so much for adding me.

Right below is a comment in Thai by “Barb” - a Thai “Tom”, or lesbian crossdresser that looks wacky as hell. You gotta watch the Thai toms as they are the ones that the Thai girls and ladyboys REALLY fall in love with! I’m serious - they know all the moves to get right at the meat of a ladyboy or Thai girl’s heart. Then they wring it dry like a farking sponge. Then they wet it again. Rinse, ring, repeat. Over and over until the relationship is just a twisted figment of what it started out as - a pack of lies.

Am I cynical?

Then below this goofball she/he is a very scary (as hell incarnate) DJVooch’s stalker photo and lame comment.

Jesus h and mary h… where did these people come from?

This is exactly why I don’t cruise Myspace. There are more fuking oddballs than at a one-eared pedophile cubscout leader’s convention.

Couple that with slow servers.

Add to that only a 13 yr old knows how to do exactly what he wants with his profile.

Add to that the STUPID goddamned songs that automatically load as you get to a page and it makes for a horrorshow surfing opp. that I pass up every chance I get.

Unfortunately for me there was this nice ladyboy named Jarina that I found on a Google search.

She’s OK - yes? (click for bigger version)

Jarina is a Thai ladyboy in Pattaya, Thailand.

Comments

One Response to “Ladyboy Jarina’s Myspace Profile, and the Hell that Ensued…”

  1. Jarina on May 11th, 2008 2:30 am

    Well, i have to say it’w was shock in the frist moment i was read this
    i was look in Google.com for “Jarina” and i found your page.
    Anyway thankyou so much to put ME on this webside and nothing wrong about it .
    well i try to see you page but now get tried ,Beucase about 41(SOCIAL) well..keep searching ….right ?
    I don’t know who you are but it’s a littlbit surprise to read it and that’s all about my self i have no idea that someone look my profile and seem read every single word on That’s page…
    Thankyou and have a good weekend…. oh don’t forget to add me
    myspace not bad …right ?!…

    Jarina

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